Message Ideas for Leaving Work Colleagues

Idea 1: We are not your cup of tea anymore, huh? Idea 2: Jumping ship is easy, swimming back to it with no life vest - not so fun anymore, is it? Idea 3: Even NASA telescope can't see your pay rise... Idea 4: It's okay, we get you, it was easier to spot a splinter in our eye than to see a log in yours... Idea 5: You're changing jobs like a girl changes clothes. Man up! Idea 6: Finally, the toilet cubicle won't be hogged anymore Idea 7: Phew, finally, there will be some food left at corporate lunch meeting-buffets